It is totally normal for Volkswagen to hit me up and ask me to paint their windows for the second year in a row. Just another day. Nothin' to see here. No. Big. Deal. I'm a cucumber.

JUUUST KIDDING I'm totally f**king with you it's sooooo cool!!!! Duuuuuude WHAAAT???!! Yaaaassssss!!!!

*ahem*

Or whatever. NBD. I'm a professional.

See? Stone cold professional. Email me if you want to be my next giant window-painting freak out. 💋